Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau

Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau
Shuru Kiya Hai
Shadi Ke Liye 1 Dabayen,Mangni Ke Liye 2 Dabaye
Suresh:Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabaye?
Funny Ramesh: Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Pehle Waali
Patni Ka Gala Dabye

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 830 views
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