Ek pagal dusere se
ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai bharat or hindustan ke beach jang chid gaye hai
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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