Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 875 views

Ye daulat bhi lelo

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blood Test

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Jaisa Akalamand Duniya Mein Koi Nahi Hai

Angrejo Ka 1 Month Ka Festival Chal Raha Tha Jismein Wo Non-Veg Nahi Khate.
Unke Mohalle Mein Santa Rahta Tha Jo Daily Chicken Banakar Khata Tha.
Chiken Ki Khushboo Se Preshan Hokar Angrezo Ne Paadri Se Shikayat Ki.
Paadri Ne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Samjhaya Ke Tum Christian Dharm Savikaar Kar Lo.
Santa Maan Gaya.

To Paadri Ne Santa Par Holy Water Chhidakte Hue Kaha: “You Born As A Sikh Now You Are A Christian”

Next Day Phir Santa Ke Ghar Se Chiken Ki Khushboo Aayi To Sab Angrej Uske Ghar Gaye To Dekha
Santa Chiken Par Holy Water Chhidak Raha Tha Aur Kah Raha Tha

Santa: “You Born As A Chicken But Now You Are Potato“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Pathan Tarap Tarap K Marne He Wala Tha,

K


Usay Yaad Aaya

K

Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Girlfriend ke ansu

Girlfriend ke aansu aur boyfriend ke aansu me kya
fark hai?
GF ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte
hain,
Jabki boyfriend ke aansu unhe pura karte karte
nikalte hain!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)