Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko

Santa’s girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.

Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 809 views
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