Masjid Dhoondhny
2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:
Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.
Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.
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Masjid Dhoondhny
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 852 views
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