Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1167 views

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?

Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Mast joke

Mast joke
Papu santa banta bike pe ja rhe the
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Wo log signal tod dete traffic police wala unhe
rokta h bt wo log nahi rukte
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Age jake traffic police wala unhe pakd leta h or
khta be tere ko rokne k Lye bola tha na
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Papu khta h abe dhakan tere ko dikhai nahi deta
kya phle se 3 baithe h tujhe kahan baithayenge

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mere bhi yehi dua hai

Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Khusi ke mare pagal hoon

Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.


Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)