A lady broke the traffic

A lady broke the traffic signal...
Police :- Stop!!

Lady :- Plz let me go. I'm a teacher....

Police :- Aah, I've waited for this moment all my life. Now write...'I'll never break signal' 100 timez..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views
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