Truth and veham
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 817 views
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