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Time pe jagana

Pathan:mujhe 4 bje jaga dena
Naukar:lakin mujhe time dekhna nai ata
Pathan:tum jagah dena time me khud dekh lon ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aisa Sabun Do

Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or
Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.
Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra
Day Do.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Memsahab gajab ho gaya,

Naukrani: Memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen
auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Memsahab: Chalo Jake Dekhte Hai.
Dono ek ke saath balcony pe aayi aur chup chap
tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani: Memsaheb, aap madad karne nahi
jayengi?
Memsaheb: Nahi usko peetne keliye teen hi kafi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se
Payyar Karte Hai
Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De
Sakte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
500 saal porani ghari

Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee
hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa
hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 3 ghante

Maalik Naukar say:
yeh tum kisi bhi kaam k liye jaatay ho to wapas
aanay main
2 - 3 ghantay kyun laga daitay ho. ?
Naukar:
sahab aap nay he to kaha tha k bijli ki tarah kaam
karna ..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chandi ka chamcha

Patni:Humare naukar ne chandi ka chamcha
churaya
Pati:Kaunsa?
Patni:Jo humne parso hotel se churaya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Kutta admi jesa

naukar - sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta
hai.. kya khilate ho?
sahab - kamine ye kutta nahi h. mera beta h CA
kar rha h. abhi exam chal rahe hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Roti main itna ghee

Maalik:-are raamu aaj tumne roti main kitna saare
ghee laga diya..
Naukar:-are saahab maaf karna shayad galti se
maine apni roti aapko de di hai,

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Galti ho gai

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya
tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha
begum sahiba hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai

Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aisa Sabun Do

Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.

Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra Day Do.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Malik pathan naukar se

Malik pathan naukar se
Naukri pa kar tum bhaag tu naheen jao ge

Pathan naukar haath joor kar: jee naheen Ess se pehle main char saal aik hi jagha raha hoon

Malik: kahan par?

Pathan naukar: janab jail mein

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
tum bathroom main kun ghusay?

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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