Aisa Sabun Do

Lady To Dukandar:Aisa Sabun Do Jo Kam Ghise Or
Nahane K Baad Chehre Pay Laali Laye.
Dukandar Naukar Sy:Madam Ko Ek Eent Ka Tukra
Day Do.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 581 views
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