Mera dost ghar aa raha hai...

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai….

ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1418 views
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