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Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled

History Teacher:
Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?
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Pathan: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad,
Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

Hhahahha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi Ki Pehli Raat

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..

Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..

Phir Pathan Ny Usay
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"Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
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Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)
khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)
Bijli

Teacher bijli khan se ati hai
Bacha:mere mamun k ghar se
Techer wo kaise
Bacha jab bi light jati hai abu kehta hai pher kat li salon ne

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Google khan

Teacher :tumhare abu ka naam kia hai?
Pathan:google khan
Teachar :ye kia naam hai
Pathan:hum jahan bi ho wo humen dhondh leta hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bahar ka khana

Sardar ki biv ne rat ka khana road pe laga dia
Sardar ne pocha ye kia kia hai
Bv ap ne kaha tha na k rat ka khana bahar khaen ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Khane ki cheez

Husband shoping kar k aya
Wife ne darwaza khola
Husband:ye daba utha lo

Wife:is me zaroor mere khane ki cheez ho gi
Husband:han mere jote hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
tabdili

Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna

number likh k dikhao,


<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala

Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
jamhoriyat

Ishq Mein Jamhoriyat Nhi Hy Warna…. Dharna Dy Dy Kr Tujhy Apna Bna Lety….! Tahir ul Qadri or Imran Khan Ka Veena Malik Ko Sms….

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
jalse

Pone 2 Saal Pehle Humari Mulakat Imran Khan K Jalse Mein Hoi Aaj hum Mian Bivi Hain Ab Joriyan Asmano Pe Nai Imran K Jalson Mein Banti Hain… Shukaria Imran Khan….

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
Funny

Aik saaheb ki binayi kamzor ho rahi thi. Wo aankhon ke doctor ke paas gaye. Doctor ne aankhon ka check up karne ke baad kaha: “ abhi aap ainak na lagwayain balkeh aap carrots khana shoro kar dain.”

In sahib ne kaha: “ lekin carrots to hamare kharghosh (rabbit) buhat raghbat se khate hain, yeh ajeeb ilaaj hai.”

Doctor: “kia aap ne apne rabbit ko ainak lagate dekha hai?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan



1 Pathaan Cinema Mai Film Deakh Raha Thaa

Film Mai 1 Shair Dowarty Howay Araha Thay

Pathaan Ne Dekha Tu Dar Gia
Owr Apni Chadir KaNdhy Paa Dal Ker Bhaagnay Laga
Logoun Nay Kaha: Khan Sahib Maat Daro
Yaah Tu Film Hai

Pathaan: Woh Tu Mujh Ko Bhi Pata Hai Kay Yai Film Hai
Lekin Wo Tu Janwar Ha
Usko Kiya Pata.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)