Sardar ki biv ne rat ka khana road pe laga dia
Sardar ne pocha ye kia kia hai
Bv ap ne kaha tha na k rat ka khana bahar khaen ge

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1085 views

A rich Sardarji needed blood

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

He got it from a poor short Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

For all married friends

For all married friends----------Wife calls mom:'He fought wid me again. I am coming to u.' Mom:'No darling, he needs to pay 4 his mistake, I am coming.' ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa goes for railway reservation

Santa goes for railway reservation
Santa: Mera AC chair car ka reservation kar dena
Railwayman: Seat nahi hai

Santa: Aap reservation kare seat ki chinta na kare, ek kursi me ghar se le lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you

1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.

Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
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Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Navy ke kam

Santa: navy mein kaam hai. karoge?
Banta: zaroor. kya kaam hai?
Santa: jab ship beech samundar mein ruk jaata hai,
to tumhe peeche se use dakhelnaa hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)