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Number On Calculate

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

by (few years ago!)

What Nickname Did The Police Give To The

What Nickname Did The Police Give To The New Blonde Woman Police Officer? A Fair Cop.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
What does IDK

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde

Q: What's the difference between the Chesapeake Bay and a blonde?

A: The Chesapeake Bay is losing its crab population.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Police station

A man went to police station to report that his
wife was lost & missing. There he found another
person reporting the same.
The police man asked the person who was there
earlier, "How does your wife look like??"
That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking
woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful &
attractive body with blonde hairs"
Police man noted down those details and asked the
other person, "What does your wife look like?"
He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and
find his wife!!!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 peoples

Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Dead Bird

One day a blonde and a brunette were walking down to the grocery store when the brunette pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."

The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Light Bulb

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Speeding Ticket

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)
More Blonde Q&A

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do SMART blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Yell for Help

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together."

The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."

by Kamran (few years ago!)

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Motorcycle Argument

Why are the two blondes on the motorcycle arguing about? Who gets the window seat.

by Kamran (few years ago!)
Speaking with Husband

Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

by Kamran (few years ago!)