Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 1205 views

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend

Ek ladki apne Sardar boyfriend ko apni mami se milati hai.

Mami: oh, to tum hamare jamai banna chahte ho?

Funny Sardar: Aapka jamai ban ne ki to koi chahat nahi, par kya karun aapki beti se shaadi karne ka yahi ek raasta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

In Africa, A Black Boy To His Black

In Africa, A Black Boy To His Black Girl-
friend, in a Dark Night Near Sea Asked
in very Romantic Mood....
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Darling .
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: Where Are Yu.? xD :p

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Expecting a reply

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did; I shook my head.

Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladke Ki Pepsi Me Zahar

Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.

Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?

Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,

Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,

Raste mein car kharab,

Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,

Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.

Wo bhi tu pi gya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)