Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of
the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she
thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane. Then
the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it
was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane. Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk. They first passed a little
girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty". Next they passed a little boy
who
was also crying. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy,
why are you crying?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came
down
and killed my new puppy." Then they passed a blonde sitting on
the side walk laughing her butt off. They asked, "why are you
laughing so hard?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the
building behind me blew up!!"

by Kamran (few years ago!) / 1357 views

Husband: u will never succeed

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Noker Ki Galti

Maalik Nokar Se: Is Mehngai K Dor Me Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker: Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beta vs baap

Aik sudent ne hostel se apny baap ko khat likha

no money
_
no funn
_
your son


baap ne jawab me likha

how sad
_
very bad


your dad

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Daku Bank Lutne Gye

Gun Ghr Me Bhul Gye

Fir B Bank Lut Lia
...
Kese

Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola-

Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Gaon main

Aik Gaon main kisi Buzurg ki mar janey se School
Ma Chutti Ho gai

School se aatey huway bacho ne 2 aur Buzurgon
Ko dekha tu aik bacha bola

Wo Dekho 2 aur chotian aarahi hain!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)