Medical Shayari

Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!

When you don’t breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1287 views
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