Pathaan
aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa
Wo boli aap lakhon main aik ho
pathaan ne aik zor se chapair mari aur bola baqi 999 kon hain
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views
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