Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey

3 Banday Hajj Nahi Kr sktey

1) ASIF zarari , Q k Koi Shakhs Apney ap ko Pathar Nai Mar sakta !!!!

2) ALTaf bhai , Q k hajj telephone pe nahi ho sakta!!!! :-

3) Nawaz sharif , Q k koi shakhs
1 Crore k Bal Lagwa kar Tind nahi Karwa ay ga...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why?

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: Moon... Teacher : Why?

Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sirdar jee made love

sirdar jee made love to a beaytifull girl in his dream.
Next morning he went straight to the bank where it was written outside

"We will make your dreams come true"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Macher Ka Over Time

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)