The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1196 views

Sardar got a job in AIRTel

Sardar got a job in AIRTel
custmr: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2Do?

Srd: y don take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4caling

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sorry For Eating The Peanuts

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Intelligent Pathan

Aik Pathan Rozana Cycle pe Rait ki Bori rakh k Border se guzrta tha,
Police uski Checking krti to Bori me se Rait k siwa kuch na nikalta,
Ek Din Police wale ne Pathan se pucha k tum Smuggling kis Cheez ki krte ho!

Pathan bola: CYCLE ki , O teri khair, Ena Inteligent Pathan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

fighting 4 seat

2 girlz in Bus
Fighting 4 Seat

1st
me bethungy
Pehli me aai hu
2nd
Pehlay me aai hu

Boy:
Ary bhai jo umar
me bari hay wo
beth jaey

Both grlz:
Baji pehlay aap :)

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)