Maa bete se
Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..
Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 796 views
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Nurse:
Mubarak Ho Apke Ha Bacha Huwa Hay Kya Nam Socha Hy?
Baap:
Aap Itni Aatang & Beautiful Hen
Ap Hi Koi Nam Bata Den?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye
Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Aadmi: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration
Card Hai”
Aadmi: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai
All Cards Are Accepted.”
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1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?
2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
45 saal ka Aadmi, Larki dekhne gaya, Larki ki maa behosh ho gai...
Hosh aaya, wajah puchi to Maa boli:
25 saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments
The Human Brain is awesome
it functions 24 hours a day
from the day we are born
and only stops when
we are taking an exam
or
Fall in love
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
2 ullu ped par ulte tange the
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acchanak unme se 1 sidha khada ho jata hai
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1st ullu - kya hua?
2nd ullu - kuch nahi chakkar aa gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Arrange Marriage – Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.
And
Love Marriage – Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le- Kaat Le
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
When design engineers get together they often talk about football.
When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis.
When top management meet they talk golf.
Conclusion: The higher you climb in the corporate ladder the smaller your balls become.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A question 4 Bill Clinton:
Wat was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?
She has d whitest teeth I’ve ever come across!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
WOH na mila to USKI yaadon k saharay jee lenge,
warna
USKI shaadi me Jaa K
?
?
?
*COCA COLA*
Hi Pee lengy.
Burrrrrrrrrrrrr..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)