Question:What is a Girlfriend
Question:What is a Girlfriend.?
Answer:Jo har Baat pe tOk tOk kr Tumhari har aadat Badal De or 2 saal Baad kahay k
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JANU Ab Tüm pehle jese nhi rahay :-(
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