Mam-Hanuman kiska chora tha?
In HARYANA:Mam-Hanuman kiska chora tha?
Stdnt-Jaat ka
Mam-Wo kaise?
Stdnt-Uske kaam jatto aale the,ladai kise ki thi, lugai kise ki, pucchad apni fukwai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1178 views
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