CID- amit tumhara bhai hai kya??

GIRL - haan, amit mera bhai hai
DAYA -kya sach main amit tumhara bhai hai???
GIRL - haan, amit mera bhai hai
....Abhijeet - ek minute, amit tumhara BHAI HAI???
Girl- Ji Haan, Amit mera bhai hai

ACP after thinking for a minute..
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ACP -oh.......my god iska matlab tum amit ki behen ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1098 views

Food One-liners

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

I thought you were trying to get into shape?

I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,

Wo ldka Aaj b garmi me mar rha h,
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kisi ldki ne ek bar usey kaha tha
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Tum is sweater ko pehan kar Ranbir Kapoor lagte ho..
lol

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?

Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?

B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Exams

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Weight Kitna Loose Huwa

Fakeerni:
sahab1 Rupya de de 3 din se bhuki hu,
sahab:
3 din se bhuki ho to 1 Rupye ka kya karo gi?
Fakeerni:
weight dekhungi kitna loose hua:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)