Malik: Tum bathroom
Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Divyansh ek din samose ke sirf aloo kha rha tha aur bahar ka fek raha tha.kisi ne usse puccha ki voh sirf samose ke aloo kyo kha raha hai
Diyansh bola doctor ne mujhe bahar ki cije khane se mana kiya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Father: what do can you do for my daughter
Father: You are ignored
Boy: Y?
Father: I need someone who live for my daughter not who die and leave her alone
MORAL: Ziyada sahnpatti bi thek nhi hoti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar's Daugher: Abba Kal Hamary ghar se 1 band kam ho jayega
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Dosre din larki ghar se bhag gayi
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Sardar: Larki ne kaam tu acha nahi ki…….. Par thi wo Najoomi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?
2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..:)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?
GOLU: boyfriend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Santa ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector banta bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)