Kya Mast Joke Bheja Hai

Ek Baar Main Office Mein Betha Hua Tha, Mere Boss Ka Ek Sms Aya

Oye Koi Achha Sa Joke Bhej

Maine Reply Kiya: Sir Abhi Main Kaam Kar Raha Hun, Kuch Der Baad Bhejta Hun

Boss Ka Reply Aya

Abe Kya Mast Joke Tha, Aur Bhej

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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