Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you
like.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1033 views

Maa Bete Se

Maa Bete Se:Uth Jaa Kmbakhat
Dekh So0raj Kb Ka Nikal aya Hy..

Beta:To Kya Hua Amma
Wo Sota B To Mjh Se Pehle Hy

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kaal Kitne Prakaar Ke Hote Hain

Hindi teacher asks."Kaal kitne prakaar ke hote hain.

Sardar child,"5 prakaar ke: Local kaal, STD kall, ISD kall, missed kall and satsiriakal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 ladki k saath

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears, wen i m woried no 1 c my pain, wen i m happy no 1 c my smile lekin… sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay to sab dekh lete hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A kangaroo kept getting

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could jump high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
But he was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.

The next day, a twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

by HAQ (few years ago!)