Pathan Ka Nikah Nama
Ek Pathan Kafi Dar Se Apna
“NIKAH NAMA” Dekh Rha Tha
Wife Ne Tang Aa Ker Pocha..
Kia Dekh Rahe Ho??
Pathan Boola.. “EXPIRY DATE”
Dhoond Raha Hoon
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