MOM I'm drunk WHAT!!!!!! i said I'm drunk
HOW DARE YOU!!!!! SLAP
I was drinking bud lite OK good night

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 871 views

jin chmar jaye to

Sardar ji agr apki
bivi ko jin chimat
jaye tu.
aap kia kro ge?”

Sardar:
“Mein ki krna ay,
ghalti jin di ay
apnye pugtey:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ust Friends: Never ask for food

ust Friends: Never ask for food
Best friends: Are the reason you have NO food
Just Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom
Just Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you
Just Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Best Friends: Keep your stuff for so long, you forget it was ever yours
Just Friends: Know about you
Best Friends: Could tell things about you you didnt even know yourself
Just Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Walk right in and say – I am home
Just Friends: Will help you when you fall over
Best Friends: Will jump on you and shout – Dog pile…
Just Friends: Are around for a while
Best Friends: Are for life
Just Friends: Say ‘love you’ in a joking manner
Best Friends: Say ‘i love you’ and they mean it
Just Friends: Will read this
Best Friends: Will steal this

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho

Grlfrnd - mera dil mobile hai or tum SIM ho
Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
Girlfrnd - zyada khush mat ho naya offer milte hi me SIM change kar deti hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buy a note book

SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no
margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the
note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me

Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)