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Number On Calculate

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A school girl

A school girl and a nurse are inside the elevator...

The door ion the 14th floor opens...

They saw a guy running towards them.

But the nurse Presses the CLOSE DOOR button immediately...

School girl: Why did you do so?

(Trembling) Nurse: I know him... He was one of our patient, who died yesterday... Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We put red tag on the dead Patients wrists.

The school girl raises her wrist and whispers...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Gullu Butt Quote

Gadian Todo

Sheeshay todo

per dil mat todo

By Gullu Butt ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
KitnY majboor hein Taqdeer k hath0n

KitnY majboor hein Taqdeer k hath0n ...Wasi...

JAN k phone Aa rahY hein or YES wala button kharab hai

(',')

<)(>

dekh yar CHINA wal0n ki harkaten..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teachar vs student

Techar:tumhari zaat kia hai?
Student:pehlay hum butt the.
Pher jutt howe,pher rana ho gae,ab hain darzi aur aage ammi ki marzi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
President Asif Zardari

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt
Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,
Or kaha
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"Mera Hissa Kahaan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Attendence.. Pap

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan selling parashute

Pathan selling parashute
Pathan:Plane se kudo,,button dabao & zameen par
safely land kar jao
marasi:agr parashute nahi khula to?? Pathan: Yara
paisa wapas…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya

Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny
ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to
computer bolta he
“what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main
switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya.
Dusra Dost- kyon?
Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko
bata dega to…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha



Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga?

2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi

3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga?

4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai?

Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal

5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dunya Dhoky baaz hai

Aik chor makan ma dakhil huwa...
Tijori pe likha tha Right side button press karein..
. .
Chor ne aisa hi kia tau sairen baj gaya aur chor pakrra gaya..
. .
Court ma Judge ne pocha...
. .
"Tum apni safayi ma kuch kehna pasand karogay?"
. .
Chor ne afsurdah lehjay ma kaha. .
"Ma is se zyada kuch nhi kehna chahta k yeh dunya barri Dhokaybaaz hai". .
:D :D :D
HAHAHA

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Button dabana band ker

Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri
baari hai, attendence lagwa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu ki party

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter
naan kha liye.
Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha
tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey
bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
women

Women are like telephones. They love to be held. They love to be talked to. But, if you press the wrong button, you're disconnected.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Attendence...

Attendence...
Pappu
Yes sir
Bablu
Yes sir
Tinku
Yes sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu...
Button dabana band kar,teri baari hai,attendence lagwa

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
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