A school girl and a nurse are inside the elevator...

The door ion the 14th floor opens...

They saw a guy running towards them.

But the nurse Presses the CLOSE DOOR button immediately...

School girl: Why did you do so?

(Trembling) Nurse: I know him... He was one of our patient, who died yesterday... Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We put red tag on the dead Patients wrists.

The school girl raises her wrist and whispers...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 575 views

Meri car

aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar raha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin ne herat se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha keh do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Izat kam hojati hai

Sardar:yar to ne school ana kiun chor dia?
Punjabi:yar abu kehta hai aik jagah bar bar jane se izat kam ho jati hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

student life

Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

keep the money

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money, Our Son Steals It. I Don’t Know What To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books. He’ll Never Touch!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

3 women:

3 women:
Topic: Husbnds se kaam krwana

American:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda khana tum pakao gy
2nd din us ne kuch na kia
3rd din usne rost bna lia

German:
maine husbnd se kaha k ainda ghar ki sfai tm kro gy
2nd din wo chup raha,3rd din pora gar saaf tha

pakistani:
maine un se kaha k ainda kapry tum wash kro gy,apne sab kam khud kro gy

agly din mujhy kuch nazar na aya
2nd din bi kch nazar na aya
3rd din aankh ki sojan kuch utri to kch nazar aya..:-

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)