Father: what do can you do for my daughter

Father: You are ignored
Boy: Y?

Father: I need someone who live for my daughter not who die and leave her alone

MORAL: Ziyada sahnpatti bi thek nhi hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views

Santa Very Tasty

Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya

Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm

Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?

Jawab mila.

Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus Stand in Lahore

At a bus stand in Lahore,

An American Doctor got Heart attack after reading a Books Name:

How to Become a DOCTOR in 30 Days.

Rs. 150/-:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

little johney

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the
public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the
lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the
diving board!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.

1 sardar ji ki shadi hui.
Rukhsati k waqt dulhan pehle maa k galay lag k roi,

Phir baap k, phir bhai aor behan k galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne dulhan le jane se inkar kr dia or kaha

“aey twade kolon chup nai hondi te mere kolon kinj howe gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)