Don’t b Extra Intelligent

Father: what do can you do for my daughter

Father: You are ignored
Boy: Y?

Father: I need someone who live for my daughter not who die and leave her alone

MORAL: Ziyada sahnpatti bi thek nhi hoti hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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