Teacher to Boy
Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
'
'
'
'
'
'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1218 views
Similar Jokes
Baap; Agar ab Tum Fail Huye to Mujhe ABBU Mat Kehna
Result Aane Per
Baap: kya bana result?
Beta: Sorry Yaar mushtaq aj Tum ne Baap kehlaane ka HAQ Kho dia¿¿
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A little girl came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished
for something that I didn't do." The mother
exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have
a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way,
what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl
replied, "My homework."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Batao cold drink Nuqsan Deti Hai Ya Faida?
Student:
Agr Koi Pila de To Faida,
Agr Pilani Parr Jaye To Nuqsaan;-)
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
RAAZ-Aj BV ne Bahut Mara
FARAZ-Kyu?
RAAZ-I was kissing Katrena
FARAZ- Wow Katrena Kaif?
RAAZ-Nhi Yar Meri Nokrani Katrena
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the
doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:
“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he
break it?” Jack:
“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told
him no matter what happened, to follow that
prescription. And the prescription blew out of the
window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:
“He fell out of the window trying to follow the
prescription.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
malik nokar se “jaldi se ja kar koi khali raksha le aao.” Nokar “wapisaa kar koi khali raksha milta hi nahi,har aik main aik admi zaror betha hota hay”
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Pehla pagal: Tum ne kahan tak parha hai?
Doosra pagal: Mein ne M.A kiya hai, ab soch raha hoon Matric kar loon.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
DO SHARBI RAT KO..
1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI
2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER
MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA
...
UPER SE BUDHI BOLI
..
..
..
NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile
Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun
Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam
Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi
Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To
Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?
Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)