Pathan Naswar

Ek Pathan Maolana Sb Moharam Ma Wa`Az Kar Rahe Thhe
K Medan-E- Karbala Ma
Zalmon Ne Muslmaano Ka PAANI Band Kar Diya Hazreen Par Is Jomlee Ka Koi Assar Na Parra Pher Maolana Sb Bole Khana B Band Kar Diya
Pher B Koi Awaz Na Aai
To Moalana Sb Ne Cheinkh Kar Kaha Or To Or Zalmon Ne “NASWAR B BAND KAR DIYA”
To Saare Ka Saara Majma Cheikh Uthha
Ha Ey
Haa Eyyy
Haaa Eyyyyy
Haaaaaeeyyyyyyy

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