Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar Aap ko sona doon ga

Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do

Larka: sochne ke liye

Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 784 views

If New Born Baby

Define Biology and Sociology?
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Explain The word AUTOMATICALLY

Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar and Phatan ki Race

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

bilkul taza hai.

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boyfriends kitne bnae

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha: Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia.. Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati: Ye kya?

Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.

Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?

Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)