Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein
Larka sheikh se: Aap apni beti ki shadi Mujh se kar dein main oss ke wazan ke barabar Aap ko sona doon ga
Sheikh mujhe kuch waqt do
Larka: sochne ke liye
Sheikh: naheen beti ka wazan barhane ke liye
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