zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

Kisi ke zindagi ki qeemat ka andaza

uski maut ke baad hi hota hai

Jese….

Zinda murghi Rs – 200

Aur

Chicken karahi Rs – 700

by Numan Malik (few years ago!) / 1046 views
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