Pathan

Baap Ka Naam ''Google Khan''
Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 860 views
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