Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?
Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 910 views

Santa saw a board

Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 saal bri

Girl:
Lekin mein tumse Umer mein 1 saal barri hoon..!
Pathan:
Oye baaji fikar kyun karta hy,
Hum tumse aglay saal shaadi karlega..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sardar ne daka dala

sirdar jee nay yaar k saath mil ker post office mean dakaa dala aur jaldi maen aik aik bag utha ker bhaag gayay. Bohat maheeno kay baad milay tou aik doosray say poochnay lagay k bag mean kiya thaa aur kia kia kiya.
pehlay nay kaha khoob paisay say maza kiya. car lee ,holidays per gaya.
tum nay kia kiya? doosra kehnay laga meray bag maen tou bill he bill thay. phir tum nay kia kiya? thora thoray ker k pay ker raha hoon.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?

Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?

Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)