Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 807 views

suffering from cold

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.

Doc: What happened?

Son: Bimari da tay pata nahin par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha

Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao nokar ne

kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunachawoh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye.ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao.is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakan nahi aata.in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya.phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo.who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta .muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?

Amir (Nasir say): kia tum English jantay ho?
Nasir: han agar Urdu mein boli jaye.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta-----

Bacho ye ,, M,, hy .

M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?

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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)