Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1084 views
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