Pathan to Pathan
Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 852 views
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