Fast Urdu selint movie
Teacher:btao bacho urdu ki pehli senlint movie kon si thi?
Papu:sir jb filam silent me thi to ap ko kaise pata chala k wo urdu me hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 918 views
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