Girl friend vs pathan
Girl :jb ap k pas bi mobile hai aur mere pas bi mobile hai aur ap k pas bi hai to ap ne laiter kuin bheja?
Pathan:hum ne ap ko call kia tha aage se larki ne kaha plz try letter.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 747 views
Similar Jokes
Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.
Major Rohail: Kyu?
Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.
Major Rohail: Kon sa test?
Pathan: Blood Test
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pakistani Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.
"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"
Maalik: Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai ?
Jawab mila.
Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.
Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..
PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..
Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?
PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar ka sir phat gya.
Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.?
Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar.
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
pappu 16 bachon aur bv k sath dost k ghar daawat
pe gya.
dost ne itni bari family dekh kr gussay se kaha:
haya nai aayi?
pappu: nahin aaj uska exam hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
?
?
?
Bht yad arai hai yar ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Allama Iqbal ne prinday se Pucha k
Tumeh Asman se girney ka nahen ha dar?
Parinday ne Kaha k Iqbal Yar Tere Meharbani Inna Na Sochia Kar
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lala:Oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?
Qasai: Bakra langra tha
Lala:Or Dil?
Qasai:Wo bakri legai
Lala:Baba dimagh to hoga?
Qasai:Sorry Lala.
Bakra PATHAN tha ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.
Door Hatt Jao.
Koi Dekhega Toh Kya Sochega?
Aqal Nahi Hai Kya?
Uff Abhi Nahi Kerona.
Akele Mein Kerna.
.
.
.
.
.
Naak Saaf.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)