Girl friend vs pathan

Girl :jb ap k pas bi mobile hai aur mere pas bi mobile hai aur ap k pas bi hai to ap ne laiter kuin bheja?

Pathan:hum ne ap ko call kia tha aage se larki ne kaha plz try letter.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 801 views
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