Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 1116 views

1. If I like it, it's mine.

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Boy :-you look like a barbie.

Height of insult
Boy :-you look like a barbie.
Girl :-*happily* you mean
beautiful&tall ?.
Boy : no, plastic & without brain..XD

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab Mangni k Bad

Jab Mangni k Bad
lambe Arsay TakShadi Nahi ki Jati
To Faida kis Ko hota Hai??”
Larky Ko..?
“NO.!
Larki ko..!
” NO.!
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“Easy Load wale ko.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I sent Love letters

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya

Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya 2 Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?

Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)