Wife: Agar main mar jaun
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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I Need A Ladies Suit…
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Shopkeeper:
Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?
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Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?
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admi:
Kiun?
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Hahahaha
Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)
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