Wife: Agar main mar jaun

Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi kabhi zyada kushi janleva hoti hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 857 views
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As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Afwaah

Dost:yaar aisi bivi ko kia kahen ge jo khobsurat ho,samjhdar ho, bat mane aur naraz na ho,

admi:afwaah

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Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
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Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

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Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.

Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
doctor ki shadi

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
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Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
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kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Ladki apne Bf se

Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera

sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?

bolo baby??

Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan rooz sugar check karta

ek pathan roz kitchen ja kar cheeni ka dabba kholta aur band kr deta...
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kyun k doctor ne kaha tha: apni sugar roz check kia karo... :D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
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Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
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Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

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Sardar: Agar narail ki darkht par char jawon
Tu Engineering College ki larkiyan dekhengi??
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Tu Medical College ki bhi dekh jayengi

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Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
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