BALLE BALLE!

Sardar was getting interviewed for a job.
Interviewer said Tell me opposite of Good
sardar: Bad
interviewer: Come

sardar: Go
interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichli
interviewer: Shutup!

Sardar: Keep talking
interviewer: Get out!

Sardar: Come in
interviewer: Oh God!

Sardar: Oh devil
interviewer: U R rejected!

Sardar: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 919 views
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