sardar & loan
Ek dafa sardar ne bank se lon lekar car khrid lya but bank ka lon wapas na kar saka.
magar Bank walo ne car wapas lalya.
Sardar:agar pata huta to shadi be bank ke lon se karta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1073 views
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