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Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor
Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par
Jata Hai Na.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 969 views
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