Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4. Next day. Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein! Rajnikanth has counted infinity twice. Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.

Rajnikanth doesn`t shave. He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow. Headlines of Today: Ek train cycle ki chapet

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views

Old Version

Old Version:
Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus..
but the

Newer Version:
Men are from earth.
Women are from earth.
Deal with it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Test match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha
hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka
maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break
mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun
Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hu

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...

"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"

Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..

Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"

.
Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Offoh

DOSTI ka sara kaam

mujhay hi

karna parta

hai

Miss b main karun

Care b karun

Wish b karun

Good morning b

Good night b

Hello b

Hi b

Call b

SmS b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Ek sweet c smile De do..

,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)

Oye,hoye,

loot liya zalim.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Banti asked Ballu

Banti asked Ballu"I watch TV in my liesure time,what about you?"
Ballu simply replied""I watch TV when my wife and mother quarrel with each other"!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)