A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks d dog & it dies.
Newspaper report:
"Local hero saves lady from dog"
Man says i'm not American.
Report is changed:
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man says actually i m Pakistani.
Nextday "Headlines":
"MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG!" ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1021 views

Friend1: Why are you so worried?

Friend1: Why are you so worried?

Friend2: Yaar I had a domestic dispute with my wife.
And she said that she will not interact with me for 30 days.

Friend1: Then you should be a happy one.

Friend2: No dear today is the last day

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to girl

Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?

Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.

Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hum kia karen.

Ranjha ne bansri bajai heer daur k aai,

majnu ne been bajai laila bhag k aai

aur hum ne seeti bajai wo apne abu ko le aai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Altaf ki photo

Aik kisan ne khet me putlay ki bajaay altaf hussain ki photo laga di

ap yaqeen karo parniday pechly saal jo gandum le gae the wo bi wapas le aye

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Keeping hopes may not improve your future,

Ek Gadha : Yaar mera Malik mujhe bohot marta hai

Doosra Gadha : To tu bhaag kyun nahin jaata ?

Pehla Gadha : Bhaag to jaata... Par yahan future bright hai... Malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to malik kehta hai "Teri Shaadi Gadhey se kar doonga"
Bas issi umeed mein betha hoon.

MORAL : Keeping hopes may not improve your future, but it will certainly reduce the pain of today.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)