A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks d dog & it dies.
Newspaper report:
"Local hero saves lady from dog"
Man says i'm not American.
Report is changed:
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man says actually i m Pakistani.
Nextday "Headlines":
"MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG!" ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 894 views

Ek aalsi se uske dost ne

Ek aalsi se uske dost ne kaha:-suna hai tum faoj main bharti hone ja rahe ho.
Aalsi Dost:-are nahin,mujhe to ye bhi nahin pata ki badook ka muh kidhar karna hai?
Pehla dost:-koi baat nahin, kahin bhi rakhoge, desh ka bhala hi hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Haryanvi men were searching

2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.

First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?

Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?

First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Three mans

Three men were flying in a plane.
One dropped out an apple the other dropped an
orange and the other dropped a grenade.
After landing they were walking down the street
and saw a kid crying.
They asked him why he was crying and he said "an
apple hit me in the head".
Then they saw another kid crying he said "an
orange hit me in the head".
Then they saw a kid laughing his head off and they
asked him what was so funny he said
"I farted and my house blew up!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wah tuhadi aashqi

Golden words

agr tm kisi ko chaho or hasil na kar sako to

fittay moon
balkeh durr fittay mun lakh di laanat tuwadi aashqi te

number menu de dio

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ye hawaian ye chandni

Girl- Ye ratein Ye hawaein Ye chandni Ye ghataye
Ye nadiya Ye kinare Boyfnd-Abe Tu pyar kr rahi he
ya mausam ki jankari de rahi Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)