1 Larki Boht sakun se park

1 Larki Boht sakun se park
me bench pr leti thi
1 faqir aya or hans k bola
Hello darling :*
.
Larki ghuse se:
Tumhari jurat kese hui mujhe darling kehne ki?
.
Faqir:
sohnyo! Fir mere bed te ki pae krdey o..??:p:p

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