pathan aur sardar
PATHAN: Hm Paani Q Peete hain??
Sardar: Nhi pata.
PATHAN:
BewaqoOoOff Hm Paani is liye Pete hain,
Q k hum Paani ko Kha nhi sakte
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 1162 views
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